Dear %%$first%%,
Did you know that there were 8,000 cigars and 40 tonnes of potatoes* aboard the Titanic, and that a third-class ticket cost $30?
This week, on the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, Geist is offering you:
All this for the price of a third-class ticket aboard the Titanic—$30, including guaranteed safe shipping!
Act now—an offer like this only comes around every 100 years.
Offer expires April 22, 2012, 11:59 pm PST
*For more alimentary statistics, read "Provisions," from Impact: The Titanic Poems. |